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Sony Music Canada presents

Prozzak
Valentine's Day Advice

February 14, 2000

Musical Cartoon duo Prozzak share their secrets for a fabulous Valentine's Day, and how to make it through the world's worst holiday if you're all alone.

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SonyMusicCanada: Prozzak.com, MuchMusic.com, and Talk City are excited to welcome you to The Second 'Ask Prozzäk' Chat! And now. cartoon cuties, Simon and Milo!

Prozzak: Valentine's Day by Simon and Milo!

Simon: Hey Milo, you know Valentine's Day is bittersweet. For me, it is like a PEZ dispenser with no PEZ.

Milo: Simon, there's no need to feel so depressed. Valentine's Day means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. But you have to remember it started as a cheap ploy to get consumers to buy more stuff.

Simon: True, that. But how glorious it would be to make some of those purchases in order to melt the heart of another

Milo: Well, there is always chocolate. The love of chocolate

Simon: Yes, but then there's that low-fat thing, that I'm on about and what would my chances of meeting that girl be if I pigged out on chocolate everyday.

Milo: Medical statistics prove the eating chocolate lowers the risk of heart attack and strokes

Simon: My heart is already at risk and that's not the kind of stroke I had in mind

Prozzak: The end.

Claudio: Hey Prozzak. Any advice on how to just approach a girl you don't know? What do you say to her?

Simon: Try bumping into her so she drops her books, and then help her pick them up. Start a conversation, be gentle. with the bump that is.

Lyra Silverblade: Hey Simon, what's your opinion on long distance relationships via Internet? I just met this really sweet guy, but he lives so far from me. Think I can make it work?

Simon: A relationship is not fully realized until physical aspects are explored. It's fine to think of this person as a good friend, but until you meet face-to-face, you can't be sure.

Star Girl2000: What's the most romantic thing you guys ever did?

Milo: Three years ago, on Valentine's Day, I found myself alone without even Simon for company. In Stockholm. I was at a café reading, and the girl behind the counter decided to make my day by keeping me company all night with many stories and hot chocolate.

Natalie: Dear Simon and Milo, I would like to know how you can tell that this person you supposedly love is the right one or that you really love them?

Simon: Well, Natalie, if this person brings out good things in you, and if you've got that obsessive desire, then you're probably onto something. Go for it!

Skitles930: Any advice for someone who's trying to get over an ex-boyfriend?

Milo: The first thing to do is to cut all ties with that person. People need distance and time to heal. It's hard to just be friends when someone's just broken someone else's heart.

Phoenix 86: My friends are real jerks to my boyfriend. They were like that to my ex-boyfriend and he dumped me! Will this guy do the same thing? Should I find more friends that understand me?

Simon: Your friends should be supportive of your relationships. It sounds like your friends love you a lot and they're probably just a little jealous that you're being taken from them. Don't let them get in the way of your happiness.

Cartel: Who's Simon's dream girl?

Simon: My dream girl is Rona.

Misa: Do you think Valentine's Day is a commercial holiday?

Milo: See above (poem.)

Kr0nic: I need a last minute gift! BAD!

Simon: There's nothing more romantic than a slow hot wet kiss.

Darr: I like a guy, he knows it and we kissed on New Years. Nothing has happened since and I'm tired of waiting. What should I do?

Milo: A New Year's kiss can be based on unrealistic expectations, so be careful. It may have just meant, Happy New Year. But maybe not. The only way to find out, is to talk to the person. Go out on a date and see where fate takes you. It's the millennium--anything can happen!

Jetty: Prozzak rocks! How do I grab a guy's attention?

Simon: Go up to him, and say, "It's the millennium--anything can happen!" (and wink!)

Theprozzakpage: Personally, what do you think is more important--physical or emotional attraction in a relationship?

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