Valentine's Day Advice

February 14, 2000

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Milo: This is a tough question. It's like saying, what's better on a sundae, hot fudge topping or whipped cream? Both are essential to a good sundae. And so are physical and emotional attraction to a great relationship.

Kat: Milo, what's your take on a girl asking a guy out?

Milo: My take is bring it on honey!

Pinkranger: What's your take on one-night stands?

Simon: They're best left in the last century.

Jennalin12: Who's Milo's dream girl?

Milo: My dream girl is from the heart of Africa. Although, Simon sang a song about her, "mobolosire"--she's the one for me!

Athenaps: Hey Simon, do you ever date any non-cartoon women?

Simon: I am a cartoon. For me, it's important that I raise my kids as a cartoon. I'm not making a value judgement and everyone should be free to date whoever and whatever they want. But that is what's right for me.

Skitles37: Monogamy. yay or nay?

Simon And Milo: YAY!

Jetty: I want to ask out a guy who is also my friend, but I don't want to ruin our friendship. What should I do?

Milo: You are treading on thin ice. You definitely risk losing your friendship.but you may gain a lover who is also a great friend. Enter at own risk.

Dark: Because there's this really cute guy who lives next door to me, I had a crush on him the day I moved in here. But I am so shy I don't know what to say to him.

Simon: Do not secretly find out his cell number. Do not somehow show up where he is. Do say hi when you pass him on the street. If you get to know him as a person, then you can really judge your feelings for him. Until then, don't get carried away. It's just a crush.

Kaya: Milo, how are you spending Valentine's Day this year?

Milo: I am spending a romantic evening alone with you Kaya.online. What are you wearing?

Sexy: Why do men lie about their age to girls?

Simon: Crafting a good lie shows intelligence. If you do go for him in the end, at least you know you've got a smart guy.

Milo: A good lie is still a lie. It probably doesn't mean that he's a terrible person, he's just a little insecure about his age.

James: What do you guys look for in a girl?

Simon: I look for someone exactly like me but better.

Pkprincess: My boyfriend and me broke up a few days ago. I made the choice, and now I think I want to get back together with him! I'm not sure if I miss him or really want him back! Help!

Milo: STOP! It's only been a few days and your feelings are conflicting. It's impossible to judge anything rationally in your emotional state but, you have to remember the reason that you decided to break up in the first place. Chances are, it was a valid one. Take a couple of weeks to yourself and see how you feel.

In: Simon, all the guys think of me as a friend, not a girl friend! What do I do? Simon: The guys that think of you as a friend, are just that. friends. When you meet that special guy, you'll both feel the chemistry beyond friendship. Sounds like you have a rich social life. The guy who falls for you will be lucky!

Jillybean: Milo, where do you think the city of love is?

Milo: Of course Jillybean, the city of love is in the state of mind. And wherever you are, there it is.

Gizmo: How come no one looks at a person's personality anymore?

Simon: No one looks at a person's personality because you cannot see this with the human eye. To view such a complex entity, you need the power of perseverance and insightfulness and the electron microscope of Old Man Time.

ReV-oLutioN: Okay. I met this girl from online, and we talked from 4 p.m. Friday afternoon until 5 a.m. Saturday morning. and then we met up Saturday afternoon. We met and spent the day together. but then yesterday she gave me the cold shoulder. What gives?

Milo: Sounds like a whirlwind online affair. Take it for what it was, a great weekend. Try not to have too many expectations. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day. The best way to fight cold shoulder is to use warm shoulder. If it remains cold, dislocate. If it warms, you know it was meant to be.

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